Sleek and shiny, she used to blush whenever our eyes met. I used to wait for Sunday, the day; Man would go out shopping. It would give me an opportunity to admire her for hours.
I wish I could control the man’s thoughts and make him introduce us. But alas! I couldn’t; his snarky girlfriend could. She was the regular complaining-hen pecking- screeching variety.
Some of the things she would shriek were