One fine Sunday morning, when dad was reading the newspaper, with that ugly stubble of course, we decided to gang up on him. What we did? Have a look!
Daughter: Stinky, smelly, rough and foul
So rough and nasty that it makes me howl
Mom: Nasty, repugnant, vile and horrid
That malodor is intolerable on an afternoon torrid
Mom: (Cutting him across) It is quite evident you haven’t had a bath
Please stay away from my path
Daughter: Nasty, offensive, loathsome and vile
Something that my nose can detect from miles
Daughter: Icky, yucky, unclean and gross
Just looking at it makes me morose
Repulsive reeking, repugnant and bad
I just hate that smelly stubble, dad
Get rid of it, please, don’t make me sad!
Son: When I grow up I won’t keep a beard
And dad, just shave it off, you look real weird
Mom, Son and Daughter: We got you a present from Gillette’s range
Just use it and you will feel the change,
Bowl us over with your clean shaven face
We just can’t let you be a disgrace!
Dad: (Gets up with a resigned look) if it makes you happy, shave I will
Now, all of you just sit still…
(They waited with bated breaths as he emerged)
His clean shaven look really bowled us over!
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