Once upon a time, in a far off land, where the weather was sunny throughout the year, flowers were always in bloom and fruits were aplenty, lived 4 besties Snow White, the Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella in a heavily guarded palace. You see, they all had run away from their Princes.
The Princes absolutely refused to shave because they believed that stubbles were sexy! The lovely ladies begged, pleaded, threatened and then finally decided to move out of their sasurals.
Today, the lovely ladies had decided to visit the market. The oohed and aahed over the beautiful ball gowns, the tiaras and little baubles on display. Suddenly, a handsome man appeared in front of Cinderalla and said “I can’t live without you, please come back”
“Who are you?”, a startled Cinderella asked
“I am your Prince, don’t you recognize me?”
“You’ve finally shaved?” she asked surprised.
“Yes dear, I realized my folly. Forgive me.”
And the Prince scooped Cinderella in his arms and carried her away as the girls cheered on.
“My clean shaven look bowled her over”, said the Prince Charming to Flynn Rider, Rapunzel’s fiancé.
“Hah, you like one of those chocolate boys. If you want to look like a man, you need a stubble”
“Bullshit, pardon my language”, Prince Charing said, gulping down his beer. “The only reason Cinderella returned to me is because of my clean shaven look and if you want your sweethearts back, I suggest you go to ‘Shaggy Beards are Banned’ for a nice shave. I hear they are using Gillette’s latest blades.”
Champagne flowed freely, even as the most delectable dishes were served to the guests. The 4 Kingdoms were celebrating. After all, the Princes (without their smelly stubbles of course) and their Princesses’ had decided to live happily ever after.