“I hate that unclean stubble”
“No me gusta que el rastrojo sucios” (Spanish)
“أنا أكره أن قصبة نجس” (Arabic)
“Je déteste ce chaume impur” (French)
“Ich hasse, dass unreine Stoppeln” (Germany)
“Μισώ ότι βρώμικα γένια” (Greek)
“I uzonde ukuthi izinhlanga ezingcolile” (Zulu)
“Мне не нравится, что нечисто стерни” (Russian)
“Utálom, hogy tisztátalan tarló” (Hungarian)
Men across the world were seeing a revolution. Wherever they went, they could see giant billboards proclaiming women’s hatred for unclean stubbles. Even then, the International Man-needs- a- Stubble Macho Association had stopped all men from shaving. They said, “We won’t give in to these frivolous demands”.
Immediately the P.A.U.S. movement, Protest Against Unclean Stubble gained momentum. The women decided to have a non- co-operation movement. They left their houses and came on the streets; they distributed free Gillette razors to men and instilled in young boys the importance of shaving. The world had come to a standstill.
One man, decided to put an end to this, and went against his kind. He decided to shave publicly. When he did, women all over the world celebrated. Slowly, other men fell into line and the world was stubble free once again.”, Rahul looked up from his history textbook in awe and said, “Mom, you were a part of this, too?”